March 2012
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Watching Mr. Nobody and contemplating growing a...
Because I’m cool like that, and I’ve always wanted to grow my own carnations.
Yeah I’m bored.
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Watchnikkitagrace:
cantn0body:
h0ttndanger0us:
WHY CHEESY PICK UP LINES DONT FUCKING WORK; REBLOG IF U AGREE<3
stopped by this darling’s blog after watching her intelligent leap year video . Dumbest girl I’ve seen on tumblr , IN MY FUQING LIFE for petes sake ! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK seriously tho saying the f word like 50 times doesnt make you funny
Agreed ^
What an eloquent young...
February 2012
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Just cleaned and rearranged Rocky's cage.
He seems okay with it so far but he doesn’t seem to like going up onto the little platform to get to his food bowl. Hopefully he gets used to it soon.
On that note, I just drank the last of the cranberry juice and I’m sad.
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Daily inspiration: Motivation.
mybellavida:
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Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
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food-is-my-mood:
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
When was it on mtv what
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joshishollywood:
Is dis bitch serious?
woooooow… I have no faith in this generation at all. -___-
This can’t be real.
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Oh good god →
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strohschein:
The Kill (vocal only) | 30 Seconds...
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sqwrlydoom:
shortoflogic:
When “Pokemon”...
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My brain is about to explode.
I have so much homework to get done before class tomorrow, then work on Wednesday, back to class on Thursday, then work for the rest of the week. I feel so burnt out right now, I’m really starting to wonder if double majoring is worth all this.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
Reblog if you're using Google Chrome
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AWE YEEEEA
I just found two visa gift cards in my wallet with like $35 each on them.
Starbucks, here I come.
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Does ANYONE know a link where I can watch Highway...
No downloads, no bullshit, I just want to watch the movie before I go and buy it so I can make sure its good.
There is so much more to me than you can even...
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Guess who just discovered youtube converter…
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I invented a new drink at work today.
Took some lemonade, added strawberry puree and ice, and blended.
VOILA, Panera Bread frozen strawberry lemonade. It was delicious.
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echelondriac:
vox-populii:
I’m gonna be an actress. and I will go to the oscars, and i will thank the echelon and thirty seconds to mars. and leave.
Yes. Just be in one really good movie, do this, then never act again.
That would be so unbelievably perfect.
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“All I want is a place to call my own, to mend the hearts of everyone who feels...”
– A Day to Remember, All I Want